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Kindle Goes Hands-Free 📚 & Orgasm Hits A New Peak 🚀💥
Also, Let’s Just Make Plant-Based Milk At Home 🌱🥛
Hello 🙂 Today we are going to make reading ebooks even easier (and lazier). This one has been a personal quest of mine. We will also dive deep into the exhilarating world of female pleasure 🍑💥, and making plant based milk at home 🌿🥛. Ready to explore? 🚀📖💓
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1️⃣ Kindle Hands Free All The Way 🙌 📚
This could be you!
Are you a fellow Kindle enthusiast who loves to snuggle up with a good book in bed? If so, you've probably faced the all-too-familiar dilemma: choosing which hand braves the cold, unwillingly venturing out from the warmth of your blanket just to turn the page. 🤔❄️
Say goodbye to those days of playing favourites with your hands, and welcome a world where your hands are blissfully unoccupied, perfect for cradling a warm cup of tea or snuggling deeper into your cozy blanket. 🍵🛌 Here is how:
First on our list is the mighty Kindle Stand so you can dive into the depths of your latest fantasy novel without the mundane distraction of holding your device. Check out this table top stand, this Gooseneck Kindle Holder and this one which can clamp to a table or the board of your bed and has an adjustable neck. 📖✨
Once your Kindle is comfortably being held by its new best friend, it's time to introduce the remote-controlled page turner to your reading ritual. Tucked under your blanket, you'll be flipping through pages with the mere click of a button. This one is highly rated and looks like the best form factor. Few more here, here and here.
For my friends in India, I haven't forgotten about you! Check out these links for the stands here, here and here. And these links for the remotes here, here, here and here.
Happy reading! 🌟📖
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2️⃣ Close The Orgasm Gap 🍑💥
Goals!
Here is an idea of what to do with those free hands under the blanket. 😉
The topic of female orgasm has gained widespread attention, becoming a popular subject in publications and of everyday conversations. Now it is getting scientific. Leading the way is, Lioness, a company that makes smart vibrators, which means the vibrator is connected to an app that “measures” your orgasm. It tells you how to improve it and has even come up with names for different kinds of orgasm- Ocean Wave, Avalanche and Volcano. (I’m glad someone has finally got around to doing that). Lioness has been labeled fitbit for your vagina. The device clearly has some satisfied customers, some even claiming to have squirted for the first time or having successfully changed the times of day they pleasure themselves based on the apps suggestions. Here is some data released by Lioness.
If you are not yet ready for to share your orgasm data with an app, then here are some more traditional cute toys to play with and Viva La Vulva from Goop.
Happy Avalanching! 💣
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3️⃣ Home Brewed Plant-Based Milk 🌿🥛
Different plant based milks
If you are an avid plant based milk drinker, then it might be best to start making your own milk at hoke. Grownup is a stylish plant-based milk maker introduced at CES 2023. This device has patent-pending technology, that efficiently extracts nine different types of plant-based milk to perfection in under six minutes. It uses cold-brew method so there is no heat generated during the extraction, hence nutrients are not destroyed in the process. Once the milk is dispensed – which takes about 3-4 minutes – the leftover pulp can be taken out and dried to use in baked goods. Grownup is available on Amazon and though the price is steep, it seems like a better quality product that deploys a slightly different process for different milks and takes care of the filteration. Other cheaper milk makers are here and here. Here is Food & Wine’s list of top nut milk makers
Enjoy your homemade nut milk!
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